… down to the minute, I’d hope to be awake, full from breakfast, campsite packed up, and already on the trail leaving Daisy Farm and headed north-northwest across Isle Royale, up over the Greenstone Ridge and down into McCargoe Cove to set up camp for my second night on the island.

Day 2 is gonna be a beautiful one, and a tough one too. I guess all of them will be tough, and hell, comparitively Day 2 is probably gonna be the second-easiest (hardest to easiest, estimated by day: 5-3-4-6-2-1-7). Day 7 doesn’t really count because there’s no scheduled hiking, that’s the day I wake up in Windigo at the western tip and take the ferry ride back around to Rock Harbor, where I will camp again if I can’t catch a ferry home that day.

But back to Day 2’s beauty: It’s gonna rock. From all I’ve read, the Greenstone Ridge is the most scenic part of the island, mostly because it’s the consistently highest walking line, being right down the middle of the island. I’ll just be crossing it, but there will be a point when I hit the top that I’ll have quite a view.

The Minong’s views aren’t so sprawling and grand as the Greenstone, but to me more valuable because you’re right along the water — and you camp along the water, whereas Greenstone has you landlocked most of the way.

Anyway… a couple weeks ago a gas hand at the marina dock got me nervous when he said the rangers will be questioning me about my preparedness since I’m going solo. That got me freaked out thinking “oh no, what if I fail their little pop quiz? what if they tell me to fuck off?!” But I was comforted by a couple things — one, that I seemed to know more about the island than the guy at the Isle Royale class at REI, and two, that no matter how many preparation tipsheets and checklists I read, I have covered every base and then some. The last thing I have to do to feel 100% comfortable is to just keep brushing up on first aid skills. I remember a lot from boy scouts, and I’ve been reading on that too, but it’s just the only area where I feel like I might still need to consult the little handbook that comes with the kit on some things.

So to be prepared for this possible line of questioning, I started reading up on national park rules and regulations, just to see if anybody had put together a list of things to be prepared for. Of course, again I was grinning ear to ear when I saw that I already knew all this stuff like the back of my hand — that is until I read the sentence about some national parks not allowing solo hikers.

FUCK. OH. NO.

Quickquickquickwww.nps.org/isleroyaleohmotherfuckernononoohshitohshit… gimmeaphonenumberyoufuckingwebsiteohshitohshitohshit… okokoknumber… cellphonecellphonecellphonebeepbeepboopboopbeep…

“Isle Royale National Park, how can I help you?”

Holy shit, there’s somebody there… a human. With a phone. And a voice. Ok, breathe…

“Hi, yes I’m going to be arriving there in about 2 weeks and I just read online something about national parks not allowing solo hikers and I thought I’d better check…”

DO. NOT. FUCK. WITH ME. ANSWER FAST AND CLEAR.

“Oh yeah, we have solo hikers all the time!” I LOVE YOU. “People come up here to do it as a challenge or a spiritual thing, ya know whatever the purpose, we support that all the way.” I LOVE YOU.

Heart rate normal again. Sweat drying. Brain unfucking itself. Remember, you’re at work, do not holler in celebration.

“That’s a relief, thanks very much.”

“Huh? That’s it? Well, that was easy!”

Oh yeah, I guess this guy probably sits around all day waiting for a real person to call. Maybe I could ask more…

“Well, have you heard how the Minong is yet this year?”

“Oh yeah, I hear there’s still snow patches out there, and it’s a little wet from the slow melt goin on. We’re not expecting any big rain any time soon so probably by the time you get here it’ll still be moist, but probably pretty nice. Bugs are a little late this year they think, so you’ll probably be good there too.”

Awesome! I hadnt even considered actually CALLING these people until now. Hahaha! In my mind, I guess I had ruled out that option, as if calling were cheating or something. Like it wasn’t an adventure if you could talk to somebody who’s already there. But it really was helpful. Guy said the temps would be in the mid-to-high 40s and then probably still frost at night.

That was good to know, because I was planning for 50s and low 60s with 40s at night. So I pack warmer. I had to rush on the phone a bit because I was at work, but I plan to call one more time before I go up, probably next week, just to shoot the shit and see if they have any more helpful tips.

I’m kinda just rambling at this point.

Isle Royale is all I think about right now. I need to look back and see when I first mentioned it here…

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It turned out to be a busy week and I haven’t posted in a bit, so a quick catch-up:

I ran a the Susan Komen 5K this weekend at a time of 27 and change. Like I posted on facebook, it doesn’t make me a superhero, but compared to last year when that distance would’ve taken me 3 minutes to travel — in an ambulance — I’m feelin good!

I went out Sunday again and ran the 5k on Belle Isle just to see if it could be done two days in a row, and came in at about 30 minutes.

Other goings on… hmm… Well, we’re less than 2 weeks from departure for Isle Royale now. Everything’s falling into place, I have all of my gear save for bug spray and a backup compass.

I say backup because I don’t think I’ve told you about the first line of defense in navigation that has recently entered my aresenal: The Hawk.

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The Hawk was a very fucking awesome birthday present from Emily. It’s a digital watch, compass, barometer, altimeter, thermometer and chronograph. It’s basically the “if you get lost with this thing on your belt loop, you never had a chance anyway” machine.

The compass makes navigation easier than an analog one because I can calibrate it to include the declination for true north, and since it gives you the bearing it’s pointed at, unlike an analog that only points north, it takes about 4 steps out of map-reading and navigating. And with the altimeter and a topographic map, I can likely find my location without having to triangulate by compass just based on my elevation.

So with the Hawk, and the hand-held GPS I’m borrowing from my pops, well, getting lost would be quite the feat. Especially since I already have all my campsites marked and saved in the GPS. I am more prepared for this trip than nature ever intended man to be.

Ummm what else?

Well, there were layoffs at my paper. I imagine we’ll hear about it today. A few managers were involuntarily laid off I believe, and the rest were voluntary.

So that’s that.

Aaaaand about it.

I’ll probably check back in soon.

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hahaha, yeaaaah I can’t help myself. The new blog is meant to be a more public endeavor, documenting my hiking adventures and little bits and pieces of things I learn along the way.

There’s a bit of a scare goin around about layoffs and what-not, and while I feel pretty safe, it never hurts to start getting plans B through Z ready to launch if neccessary. This one? It’s the ol’ “maybe-I’ll-become-a-freelance-outdoors-columnist” plan.

So yeah. This new blog can be found at takahyk.wordpress.com. Get it? TAKAHYK? Take-A-Hike? Yeaaaah I know I hate intentional mispellings as much as the next guy, but all the clever proper spellings were taken. I figured at least this one is one word, could be branded in a way, I don’t know. I’m workin on a sweet logo, of course.

So anyway, that’s where it’s at. Who knows if this idea will stick, but I like it today and that’s all I need to do.

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here’s a link to the photo gallery from the weekends hike:

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=258822&id=652855257&l=f2ad24b82f

It’s at facebook but can be viewed even if you don’t have an account. But check it out, set up an account! I think everyone should have one.

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Kisha and I are going to this show, if you’re around the D feel free to join us!

http://detroit.metromix.com/music/article/black-milk-live/1175572/content

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Soooo, let’s see if it’s possible to break this sucker down… we’ll start with the map. (the points are mile markers.)

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The hike follows the beach or close to it from Manistee to Ludington. Emily and I began at the Magoon Creek Natural Area and ended at the entrance to the Ludington State Park. All in all, it was 14.4 miles according to the Google pedometer, but it felt like about twice that with all the sand we had to trudge through!

My pack was HEAVY. We took Em’s tent because mine just barely fits one person, and hers isn’t designed for backpacking, neither in size or weight. It’s bulky and heavy as hell. Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t a complaint, I was actually glad to have such a boulder of a pack because that’s how it’s gonna be on I.R., so it was good training.

My pack contents were:
– 3-person tent
– 2 sleeping bags
– 1 bedroll
– 1 jetboil stove
– change of clothes, minus pants, lots of socks
– rain gear
– food (1 breakfast, 2 lunches, lots of snacks)
– a bottle of wine (hey, we’re campers, not cavemen…)
– 2 liters of water
– water filter
– first aid kit
– assorted small supplies (headlamp, knife, multi-tool, rope, sandals, etc.)

Em’s pack was smaller, for one because it was all she had, and also because I wanted to carry as much as I could for training purposes. To be fair though, hers doesn’t have a waist-strap, so she was carrying this all on her shoulders, which is pretty heavy. But she had:
– food (1 dinner)
– clothing
– 1.5 liters water
– sandals
– assorted small supplies

Of course we both had our cameras and the clothes on our backs to carry as well. So we were loaded up. Ok, now that that’s out of the way…

We took off from Magoon Creek, which started high up on bluffs over Lake Michigan. So high that they had a fence up to keep you from getting too close to the edge. It cold, about 44-48 degrees, and windy as hell. My uncle Charlie said the weather service had the gale advisory up for the big lake Saturday, if that tells you anything. Big waves!

The walk leads you gradually down to the beach through a sandy trail in the woods. We got down there and quickly learned how the day was gonna go: either on the hard, wet sand where the waves were crashing, or on the dry sand where it was killer on the legs to walk. Where we had a choice, we split it up, ending up walking through the difficult sand and soaking our boots on the hard sand about 50/50.

Here’s a shot from sometime at the beginning… doesn’t really capture the crashing waves at all. The red dot is roughly where we eventually camp:

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After a short time, it became less of an option, with remnants of old wooden breakwalls to climb up and over, and mini-bluffs at 4-10 feet with waves crashing against them, so it was either climb up into the reeds and dry sand and trudge, or go down to where the walk was easy but if you got stuck in front of an oncoming wave, there was really nowhere to go… we gambled a lot in both terrains, and woulda been pretty miserable if it wasn’t so damned fun.

We were soaked, tired and cold and laughing our asses off by the time we sat down for lunch. Here’s Em after her first thorough soaking by an inescapable wave… you can’t see the water here, but I promise you it crashed a few feet higher than where she’s standing seconds before this photo was taken:

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We ate lunch on an old breakwall and headed back out continuing the cycle of trudging and getting soaked. There were some really cool houses to look at and a lot of cool staircases leading to the water. We learned from one of my books that 100 feet of space from the water line is open to hikers, the rest is private property in a lot of the area. Some people had pretty cool setups, like this bar that made me squeal a little…

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Now if you look back at the map above, this was all in about the first 5 miles or so. It took a good few hours, and we started at about noon. Once we got past the houses, we were in a national forest area. The book I had told us to look out for a boardwalk leading off the shore. I spotted it while desperately searching for a way to get off the sand.

We paused there for a bit and took off the packs and just rested and watched the water for a while. Then we headed up the boardwalk that led to a rustic campground that had pit toilets and drinking water. I wanted to test my water filter (not to see if it filtered, duhhh, but just to see how long it took to run water through and what-not), so we pumped a good deal of water into the bag and hung it up and refilled all of our water bottles… re-adding unwelcome weight but very welcome refreshment to our packs.

From there, we would begin on the off-beach trails. But first we had to cross a creek… no problem, right? Haaaa… I should’ve mentioned, this would be the third creek-crossing, and we had very VERY squishy boots at this point. We didn’t feel like getting them even squishier.

We got to the creek, Cooper Creek, I believe, and saw that it was small, but it was in the bottom of a small but very steep valley. And of course the valley was lined with moss on the north side, so it was nice and slippery. I fell. Yup. I mean, I didn’t go tumbling, but it was the only time the whole trip where my feet came out from under me and I went down hard. Didn’t end up in the creek though, which was good.

Fording that creek was a bear… it was wider and deeper than it looked from the top, and the only place to cross we could find was a tangle of branches that Emily fit through with some challenge, but I really had a hard time with the giant pack on. This is where having the walking stick comes in handy… I jammed that sucker first into the creekbed to have a leaning point to go around the branches at about a 45 degree angle over the water, then into the bank to lift myself up out of the creek. All while staying dry as a bone. Or at least without getting any wetter, I should say.

We got on an AMAZING trail after that. Lots of up and down climbs, but it was high up on a ridge above the beach and we were looking over the tops of tall trees out over the lake. Here’s me and Em with the lake behind us while up on this trail:

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This was between miles 6 and 7 on the map. The book suggested that we go to the dunes area between 8-9 to camp, but I spotted this great campsite at the bottom of the steep ridge around mile 7… here it was free to camp anywhere you saw fit, as long as you were 400 feet from the water… you can kinda see the sweet bench somebody had set up from this photo. It was a lot steeper and farther down than this makes it look:

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Now, at this point there’s a gap in the photos… not accustomed to having a camera, I set it down and forgot about it til morning. I was busy making fire with damp wood and Em and I made a dinner of marinated and roasted portabellos, fire-roasted red pepper, goat cheese all stuffed into hollowed-out italian bread buns. Emily has those pictures and they are fuckin phenomenal. When she posts a gallery on facebook, I’ll put a link in here.

I burned my wrist at dinner of course. We had put the mushrooms in a foil pocket and set them on the coals, so I picked up the foil with a towel on my hands and was carrying it to the bench when the foil ruptured and hot olive oil/balsamic ran down my wrist. I was thinking “oh no, I’m going to need to use the first aid kit Aunt Marie got me after all!” but luckily it turned out to be a first-degree burn with no blistering. I still have a big red mark on my wrist though! Lesson learned… I hollered and cussed and dropped the mushrooms on the ground and ripped my fleece off to get the hot oil away from my arm though, it was quite an event. I was sure I was gonna have a real fucked up arm. Whew!

My photos pick up at coffee, which if you haven’t seen is down below here a couple posts.

Aaannnd we begin Day 2…

Here’s me trying to filter more water for the day’s hike… notice I rolled up my pants to keep them dry, but soaked them anyway. It was about 40 degrees out at this point, I was a little cold. A little frustrated at the pants situation too.

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Aaaaaand you know now that I have a camera I’m gonna figure out all sorts of cool shit to do with it… here’s my first illustration — Em climbing out of our campsite and back up to the ridge:

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Day 2 was the most beautiful part. We got back on that ridge and it got into this area from miles 7-8 and a little beyond where it was VERY challenging, good to have at the beginning of the day. Lots of steep up and downs, and there were tons and tons of fallen trees on the trail. So we’re climbing and jumping and pulling and stretching all over the place, and it reminded me of being a kid with my cousin Patrick, heading out into the woods and making adventure out of nothing. Only now I’m 25 with a 50+ pound pack on and still loving it just as much. We were workin hard, but we were hootin and hollerin the whole way.

I didn’t get a lot of pictures because it was a pretty climb-intensive stretch, but here’s one that doesn’t do it justice at all:

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That’s like where we stopped to break because there was more than a square foot of flat ground… After that we popped out on the dunes that you can see begin around mile 9 on the map:

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And finding MUCH better sand on Day 2 was a welcome thing. The tide allowed for a really firm walk without any wetness. It was glorious all the way to the Big Sable Point Lighthouse:

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Which we ate the Gusterd Stew at the base of before we climbed up into:

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And from there we walked the dirt road into the Ludington State Park campground, where we found FLUSH toilets (which I OWNED, by the way) and called Uncle Charlie for a ride back up to Manistee.

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We stopped at an Applebee’s for a much craved burger and TALL beer, then hit the road for Detroit, which we made by about 1:30 a.m…

It was a great hike for the first actually tough one. The book calls it “moderate/challenging” where as the Minong  is rated a straight “challenging.”

Good practice! I would definitely reccommend this trail to anyone looking for a little challenge in their weekend. We were snapping photos the whole time and there will be a full gallery somewhere soon, I’ll keep you posted. This is just a snack.

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Hey all, just letting you know I’ll be running the Susan Komen 5k for breast cancer as a member of Jodie’s team, “Wilson’s Boobies.” You all remember Jodie, right? My co-workin’, breast cancer-survivin’, walkin partner?

Anyway, I’ve never done any of this stuff so I don’t know the etiquette or protocol, but they gave me a link to a donations page and I figured rather than send an email out to a million people, I’d just toss it in LLTK/TOT … I’m not campaigning hard for donations — I already paid my race fee — but the good people at the Susan Komen gig gave me a link, who am I not to post it?

http://www.active.com/donate/detroitRFTC09/komentrau

So no pressure, but thanks in advance if ya donate.

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I think I’ll be changing the title from Goose Turd Stew to Güsterd Stew. just in case …

… in case of what? In case people question my cleverness. That’s what!

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This one’s awesome. Made it for the first time at Big Sable Point Lighthouse on Sunday for lunch. It gets it’s name from the hilarious way the dumplings come out when you mix the batter in a bag and cut the corner off to squeeze them out into the bubbling soup. So if you’re ever hungry for it… here it is:

Vegan Goose Turd Stew
Ingredients:
– 2 packs Trader Joe’s Rice Noodle Bowls; one mushroom flavor, one green onion
– 2 1/2 cups water
– One ziploc bag of Trau’s super trail dumpling mix (1/2 cup bisquick, 1 scoop soy shake powder)

Bring 2 cups water to a boil in your super fuckin sweet Jetboil PCS. While that’s heating up, pour a half cup of water into your dumpling bag and seal it up. Squish it around while you wait for the water. Once it’s boilin, dump all your noodles, freeze dried goodies and seasonings into the pot and stir. Once mixed, turn the heat down to a slow rolling boil and snip the corner off your dumpling batter bag. Squeeze out goose-turd sized dumplings into the soup until your bag is all dumped out. Wait a few minutes for the dumplings to cook up and remove it from the heat! You can kinda lightly push them down under the hot water to finish off the tops at the end.

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So friggin good. Suggestion: This one should wait until final camp of the day… it’s a dinner for sure. It takes some serious cleanup and a little more time than I would want to spend on a lunch stop. Em and I made it for lunch, but luckily that was our last trail meal of the trip so we packed up the stove pretty messy, with just a wipedown.

Anyway, more to come…

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Ahhh…. had a great weekend hiking from Manistee to Ludington with Emily, and thanks to Mom I have a new camera to document my adventures! The catch — I have to edit photos down into a lot smaller galleries, which takes time. So the hike was awesome. Hard as hell, and I have a lot of catching up to do on it before I blog the whole deal, but for starters, the key element: COFFEE. VICTORY.

Cowboy coffee made with ground beans, water and a jetboil stove.

Cowboy coffee made with ground beans, water and a jetboil stove.

It was a wonderful, beautiful thing to have on the beach. So good. It was about 40 degrees and windy as hell but the coffee was hot and the view was spectacular.

Coffee at Lake Michigan in Nordhouse Dunes Wilderness. About 300 feet from the campsite and 100 feet from the lake.

Coffee at Lake Michigan in Nordhouse Dunes Wilderness. About 300 feet from the campsite and 100 feet from the lake.

 

There’s so much more, Em and I have about 400 pictures between us, so I’ll get more going soon. I just had to tell you how the coffee was after I agonized over it for so long…

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